THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

I don’t even know where to begin with this one.

He’s clearly not trying hard enough.

Wait. Wouldn’t that ruin your phone then?

Wait. He wasn’t born from bats?

That’s not how it works.

THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU DID AND YOU KNOW IT!

Oh, most definitely.

“You’re the tops. Love, Jesus”

Is this a trick question?

You must be looking at city pigs.

You have to wash the dirt first, duh!

So THAT’S why we rub Buddha’s belly…

The m-word.

It’s a new family tradition!

I believe the term is “little people”…

Define “tiny roll.”

I’m pretty sure that’s the cure for heartburn.

See, this is why we can’t trust microwaves.

Only SERIOUS mermaid spells, please.

You idiot! You have to recycle that!

This question is a two-parter.

You’re asking the wrong question.

I think you need a genie for that…

Paging Neil deGrasse Tyson.

I’m pretty sure that’s the only way to tell…

Only if you’re willing to trust a microwave.

All your gravity are belong to us.

Well if that didn’t work…

I think you’re confusing crocodiles with GAYtors.